Ask Isaac Clarke

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:53:36 -0700

done.

Apologies for lack of activity. Hoping to rectify this soon! At least back to once a week at very...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 08:45:09 -0700

Apologies for lack of activity. Hoping to rectify this soon! At least back to once a week at very least. Thanks all for the continued support,

— AskIsaac the blog the game the movie the epic

EA’s official statement refutes the rumors: “These...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:40:27 -0700

EA’s official statement refutes the rumors: “These rumours are patently false. While we have not released sales data for Dead Space 3, we are proud of the game and it continues to be an important IP to EA.” (1) The website that initially published the article has apologized, saying that they didn’t wait for an official response from EA before making the article public. Then again, EA’s only official statement after this fiasco has been the above quote. (2)

Time will tell for the franchise. In the meantime, tell your friends about my adventures! There is always room for new fans.

Source (1), Source (2)

I tried to have some fun with it. I was quickly reminded of the...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:01:10 -0700

I tried to have some fun with it. I was quickly reminded of the seriousness of the situation.

~~Carver never laughs~~

A reminder of something I can’t have at the moment.

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 14:01:16 -0700

A reminder of something I can’t have at the moment.

What!? I don’t have a problem. You have a problem! I...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:01:07 -0700

What!? I don’t have a problem. You have a problem! I have no problem! Leave us.

I have bitterness. A lot of it, going back to childhood....

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 16:53:28 -0700

I have bitterness. A lot of it, going back to childhood. It’s not easy growing up with a mother who’s more interested in a shrine than you. When I spent my afternoons as a teen tinkering with parts, building my own robots, she’d launch into mysticism, something, as a lover of science, I couldn’t understand. And when she finally used the rest of the family’s savings to donate to the Church, I realized I was on my own. Long before I lost Nicole, I lost my own mother, but not to death. To something worse.

I made it through engineering school eventually, hauling an assload of debt, but I made it. But not having my mother’s support through that? And the rest of my adult life? Yeah, it stung. I resented Unitology a long time before the Ishimura went dark. That resentment has given me fuel to continue, stop the Markers once and for all.

I beg to differ. My mother said I could be anything I wanted,...

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 13:12:54 -0800

I beg to differ. My mother said I could be anything I wanted, if I put my mind to it.

(Also yes, the inbox is open again, and I will try to find more time to answer questions. I apologize for the delays, and thank everyone again for watching this blog!)

I look way better in it. (Also apologies for profuse absence, I...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:30:56 -0800

I look way better in it.

(Also apologies for profuse absence, I need to iron out my space schedule and get used to some changes. Inbox is still closed, but will probably re-open next week.)

lunaticstar: Dead Space 3 Devil Horns, everyone. x I apologize...

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 15:32:48 -0800

lunaticstar:

Dead Space 3 Devil Horns, everyone.

x

I apologize for the slowdown in posts. I’m too busy following Space Hagrid’s advice.

Happy Valentines Day!

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:46:27 -0800

Happy Valentines Day!

Does bickering like an old married couple count? (Also yes, my...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:01:10 -0800

Does bickering like an old married couple count?

(Also yes, my inbox is closed, I’d like to finish my own adventure before people assail me with spoilers, thank you very much!)

I’m hoping this’ll shut you weird pony terds up for...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:01:00 -0800

I’m hoping this’ll shut you weird pony terds up for another year. I have work to do, Markers to blow up.

It's the big day.

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:15:15 -0800

I hope everyone is excited, I know I am (not really, actually I wish I were still on the shuttle with Ellie, but there are still Markers out there, so…). Anyways I know a lot of people are going to be making long, dull text posts about their reactions to the game. Here’s a friendly reminder, from your loyal punching bag:

Post spoilers under a cut.

Tag with with “Dead Space Spoilers” for extra awareness.

And last, spice up your boring text posts with a variety of Dead Space humor items! Here are a few from my blog:

And remember, if you didn’t like something, be civil. Don’t hate on people who disagree with you, and don’t rain on parades just because of your personal experience. Keep it friendly!

- Isaac Clarke

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Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:01:06 -0800

If I could be HALF as badass as Gabe Weller, I’d be happy. Okay, well maybe not half, per...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 14:40:29 -0800

If I could be HALF as badass as Gabe Weller, I’d be happy. Okay, well maybe not half, per say. Er, not 3/4, either. Maybe 1/1. No dismemberment. But still cool, yeah, I’d still want to be cool.

We should really stop drawing parallels. Ellie is going to fucking kill me.

RUN.

JUST RUN.

She tripped and fell into my face, I swear.

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 15:01:16 -0800

She tripped and fell into my face, I swear.

I get a monthly corpse.

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 14:58:44 -0800

I get a monthly corpse.

God damn it, Carver! That’s multi-million credit...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 15:21:00 -0800

God damn it, Carver! That’s multi-million credit equipment!

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Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:01:09 -0800