I think the fact that the Black Marker was discovered in the Yucatan Peninsula has a lot to do with the apocalypse theories.  It was the first marker, a thing alien in origin and intent, and on some level it spoke to the Mayans, even without broadcasting a signal.  For millions of years, it sat underwater, dormant, but a symbol nonetheless.  Whether the Mayans were right or wrong about their dates is a moot point.  They sensed its presence, and perhaps also its capabilities, and programmed in The End as a result.

Appreciate my face. 

This is John.  He’s new.  Uh.  He’ll calm down in a minute.  I hope.

I’m not sure, but the effect is clear.  It’s been pointed out that the ‘real foam/real terror’ effect could just be another manifestation of my mental state, but if it works, it works, right?

(Stan, exasperated, throws his vestigial arm growths in the air and says ‘to hell with this.’)

Stark Clarke: Camping.

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(Persian rugs not included, others fees and regulations may apply, not for sale in Uzbekistan, Canada, or Rhode Island (sorry Rhodey you remember the last time you tried to play with my toys.  I know the state is not you but I wanted to send the message subtly.  Any ad exec who changes this disclaimer back to normal is fired. -T))

Stark Clarke: bros 4 life.

If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now.

(outfit brought to you by drunko Isaac)

Childhood.  College.  The Ishimura.  The Sprawl.  I guess I never know what to say.

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Oh hey look it’s all of my sexual frustration summarized in a single image

Yep that is me.  Gun show.  Boom, boom, firepower.  Not photoshopped, I swear.

Hello everyone!  Ellie here.  Isaac has fallen down the stairs, and is currently working very hard on crawling back up them to his desk.  No, I didn’t push him, don’t even think that!  Either way, this is just a quick shout-out to let people know — don’t freak out, sometimes updates will slow down, but rest assured, they will never stop!  

Not until we finally get off this damn shuttle, at least… I’ve been playing around with the wonky nav system, trying to point our nose at the closest, most tropical, and most necromorph-free planet there is.  What could possibly go wrong?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve got my bikini and towel ready to hit the beach!  Yeah!